Because I said so.

My friend’s son took a picture and is trying to get it onto a Jones soda bottle. Mick’s a great kid, Iggy is the biggest bundle of energy per square inch of dog I’ve ever met (and yes, more than Vinnie or any of the Kings’ chihuahuas, including Buzzard Bait), and I love Jones Soda, so please, won’t you vote for this label?