(AIM conversation between Keegan and I last week sometime)
judy: I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO SMACK OUR MAIL GUY AS BAD AS I WANT TO SMACK HIM RIGHT NOW
judy: oops, sorry bout the caps, but they’re slightly appropriate
keegan: you mean charlie?
judy: no
judy: charlie is gone
keegan: oh
keegan: awww
keegan: what happened?
judy: okay, well usually the mailguy comes in, and practically throws the mail at me, like it has to be IN my hands before he can leave but he’s in a hurry
judy: it’s taken me a month to train him to just put it down
judy: so today, I was coming back from the bathroom, he almost ran into me with his little cart, and he’s all, “oh. oh sorry”
keegan: ja
judy: and I kinda go “uh huh” and keep going, and he goes, “hey, can I just give you your mail?”
judy: and I’m thinking, “no you lazy fuck. do your job and bring it to my suite!”
keegan: lol
judy: but instead I said, “yeah, I guess so, but we have outgoing too”
judy: so he hands me our mail, then follows me into the suite
keegan: that bastard!
judy: ugh
judy: but I love Brad
judy: he sent me angry music
judy: and I’m listening to it
keegan: hot
keegan: no wonder you’re fiesty
(long pause)
judy: hey, do you have a salad spinner?
keegan: nope
judy: :-\
judy: k
keegan: but you could strap the lettuce to my radiator and the fan would dry it.
keegan: lol
judy: lol
judy: I don’t need to dry lettuce
keegan: might be a bit greasy tho
keegan: you don need no stinking dry lettuce?
judy: I need to drain canned vegetables and get as much juice out as possible
judy: no!
judy: I don’t *need* *no* stinking dry lettuce!
judy: rofl
keegan: lol
keegan: 🙂
judy: we’re in rare form today
(another pause)
keegan: <<---making coffee icecream judy: making ice cream? keegan: ja judy: yummy keegan: shirazeh sent me a cute ice cream maker for my bday. judy: cool keegan: ja keegan: it's cute. judy: because we all know "cute" is an essential ingredient of a successful ice cream maker