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10 Things I’ve done that you probably haven’t

1. Fallen out of a tree and had the ER triage nurse insist I tried to kill myself. 2. Had a woman call me at 11:45 at night and insist I worked at Taco Bell and was sleeping with her husband. 3. Laughed so hard I passed out. 4. Got dehydrated to the point of […]

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From the “WTF?” files

Last night I went to the Sharks game. It was very last minute, but fun. I had a project that needed to be done by today (some details on an SCA outfit that needed to be hand-sewn), so I figured I’d just take it with me and work on it at the game. I know […]

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What kind of world do you want?*

My post today was going to be a picture of my “I Voted” sticker, but it fell off at some point without my noticing. But I voted. Did you? Because if you want to complain about the way our country is being run, first you have to do your part to try and change it. […]

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Oh the screaming…

For there was much of it tonight. But in a good way. Dee and I went to go see Five for Fighting at the Great American Music Hall tonight. And we were close enough to touch the stage. Close enough to get some AMAZING pictures with my new camera. He played all my favorites, and […]

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the cop out

It’s 11pm on sunday. I’ve spent the entire day cleaning and doing laundry and sewing buttons (36 of them) to a set of sleeves for an SCA dress. And now I am so dead tired that I can barely see my screen, and the number of typos has been too many to count. So this […]

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A whole lotta talk about toilets

So, I’m actually prone to the expression “smells like a urinal cake”. Because those have a distinct smell. And generally the response is “how do you know what a urinal cake smells like? Well… aside from a lifetime of camping and using portapotties, there is this: As house manager at the theater, stocking the bathrooms […]

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Getting to know me

Say you are meeting a new person — blind date, new friend, whoever — and you want them to have some idea of who and what kind of person you are. But you can’t actually tell them in so many words. Instead, you have to give them a box with a dozen things in it […]

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Everything in its proper time

Songs I heard at Red Robin over lunch today: Jingle Bells The Real Thing- John Mayer All I Want for Christmas is You Who Says You Can’t Go Home- Jon Bon Jovi Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Ever the Same- Rob Thomas Carol of the Bells (Okay, kind of awesome because you almost never hear […]

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Inventory

So today is the first day of NaBloPoMo… I was going to talk about how my cat tried to eat a needle last night, but then I realized that that was pretty much all there was to tell of that story, so I decided to give y’all the contents of my purse instead. Cell phone […]

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I can’t believe I’m actually posting this…

I’m not a dog person, and I’ve never owned a dog, but i’ve been around enough of them to know that dog ass has a distinct smell unlike any other (though all dog ass seems to smell roughly the same). I was just reading Amalah’s post about her dog’s trip to the vet over the […]